Today, we received copies of classified documents, detailing the Furon plans for World Domination. Alien ships are set to arrive on Earth July 28 in an attempt to Destroy All Humans!
Large scale attacks expected
Furthermore, the leaked documents lead us to believe that three major platforms – PC, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One – will be targeted by superior Furon weaponry. So far, all petty attempts to slow down the Alien advance have failed.
According to two intelligence services only known as THQN and BFG, the Furon fleet has two secret weapons at their disposal. Under the code names DNA Collector’s Edition and Crypto-137 Edition, the Alien army seeks to invade the homes of especially gullible Humans.
Aliens Exist
Earlier this week, the Pentagon tried to warn the Human population about the existence of extraterrestrial life and Furon vanguard Cryptosporidium-137 even validated their claims but to no avail.
Ignorant Human individuals attacked the claims as fake news and helped hide an ongoing Alien Invasion. High-ranking Furon scientist Orthopox believes that victory over the monkeys is imminent.
All hail our new Alien overlords.
