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The invasion report

17th December 1960

Happy Human Holidays!

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In accordance with Human customs, the Furon Empire has decided to celebrate the so-called winter wonderland that has replaced Earth’s otherwise decently habitable atmosphere. As tradition dictates, gifts of ‘love’ and ‘friendship’ are exchanged.

It seems that an imaginary force compels this planet to give to the less fortunate at this this time of the year in order to ease their conscience. Therefore, the Furon Empire decided to bless each of their subjects with two new skins – for free: Frosty & Krampus.

Happy Human Holidays from your benevolent overlords!