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The invasion report

23rd July 1960

Growing population supports Invasion

The invasion is on!

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In a shocking turn of events, more and more Humans seem to be in full support of the Furon Empire invading the planet Earth. In their most recent brain washing efforts, the Aliens asked Humans to create idols of their likeness under the guise of a contest and an alarming number has followed their call.

With just a week to go until the alien arrival’s ETA, it seems like all hope is lost.

Below are the idols that have been created for the so called contest. Should you recognise any of the individuals that have created these, we urge you to approach them with nothing but kindness to show them the folly of their ways.